So I was explaining my gender-fluidity to my grandmother
So sometimes I'm a boy, but sometimes I'm a girl.
I have enough idiot granddaughters already
But I also have enough idiot grandsons, so having an idiot who isn't really either one is kind of refreshing.
Alex, can you come pick up these LEGOs?
Yeah... *doesn't move at all*
Katie, go pick up the LEGOs
Yeah, alright *goes to pick up LEGOs*
See, you addressed the boy, but I addressed the girl. Boys are lazy, girls get crap done.
Shout out to everyone dating their crush. You put yourself out there and look at you now. Wow. Proud of you.
Apparently my little brother was watching porn on my older brother’s Netflix account so he wouldn’t get caught but plot twist my older brother was doing the same thing with my younger brother’s account and now they’re both grounded and I’m the only one allowed on Netflix
wait there’s PORN on netflix?
So…everyone knows anime body proportions are idealized and kind of insane. But then I find this woman online. This amazing human with HER ANIME LEGS! SUPER LONG SKINNY ANIME LEGS! WHAT?! HOW??
So I even found a picture of venus online to compare. And like, now I’m going to take my stubby short legs over there to that sad corner.
holy shit her legs are practically canon
hER LEGS ARE PEFECT AND HER COSTUME IS SO WELL MADE I WISH TO HUG YOU LADY
when you know a word in english but not your native language
when there’s no english equivalent to a word from your native language and vice versa
accidentally switching between your native language and english in a sentence
hearing someone speak your native language when you’re on vacation on some weird ass country